Hilarious Cat Jokes
Funny Cat Jokes:
Question: What does your cat love to listen to?
Answer: "The Sound of Mewsic."
Q: What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
A: Your lap.
Q: Why did the cat put oil on the mouse before eating it?
A: Because it squeaked.
Hope it mad you laugh!
thanks for reading.
Going on a Holiday or Working late?
Leaving Hungry Kitty at Home? You'll need a Cat Food Dispenser!
What's an Automatic Cat Food Dispenser for Cats?
Automatic Cat or Dog Food Dispenser
An automatic cat food dispenser for cats, is a big container full of cat food or water for your cat which is programmable to release certain amounts of food at different programed times of the day. This can be especially useful if you aren't at home often and wish your cat to have enough food, yet not to overdose himself on food either or get fat.
Since some cats will never stop eating and no amount of cat food is too much for them, we do not wish for our cats to become obese or fat cats, do we?
The Automatic cat food dispenser makes sure that your cat will get enough cat food for it to be nice and full, however not too much cat food that will either go bad, make kitty fat or get eaten by ants and bugs.
Through programming the automatic cat food dispenser to release cat food at different times of the day, your cat will be able to have as many meals as it is used to or needs to have.
Another kind of cat food dispenser is a auto cat food dispenser in which you place a bowl of cat food and a bowl of water for your cat. You then tell the cat food dispenser when to open and HOWdididi! there is your cats food!
Pet Food Dispensers for Cats and Dogs
Yet a different kind of automatic cat feeder, would be the automatic cat food feeder that has the cat food standing upside down, pouring just slightly into the cat food dish. After a cat has eaten the amount of cat food in it's dish, the dish automatically fills up when the next amount of cat food pours into it to fill it up again. In this way the automatic cat food dispenser always keeps your cat nice and full and happy!
Go here to find out more about cat food dispensers.
Have a happy day!
Is Your Cat a Fat Cat? Try this...
Fat cats are common problems these days, since many people can't take there cat out for walks, especially if you live in a city apartment, it might be very dangerous to let your cat go outside.
She might be run over, eaten by a dog, bitten, frightened and so much more!
Another problem that might cause your cat to be fat, is like with humans, the problem of 'over eating'.
If you are not at home to check how much your cat is eating, she or he could quickly develop fat rolls and jiggling fats from eating too much.
Cats generally don't know when to stop eating and will eat a lot if not supervised.
too muchh food momy!!
Here are Five Tips to Prevent Your Cat from eating too much:
- Never overfill your cat's food dish. You can always top it up later.
- Don't give your cat any greesy foods that YOU eat.
- Don't let your cat deside how much she is going to eat. YOU deside it!
- Get your cat a automatic cat food feeder if you have to leave her alone at home.
(it will help you and your cat very much, since it will prohibit your cat from eating too much!) - Give your cat fresh meats and raw eat to eat. It is healthy and natural and won't make your cat as fat as other foods may!
How much you feed your cat and what you feed it, are one of the leading things that make cats fat.
But not only that!
Cats need to excersize themselves, just like you and i need to do. They however, can't go to a gym or sports classes.
Their sports classes and gym, has to be at home.
Hey, can i have som more popcorn pleez?
Most house cat aren't motivated to do any excersize, to run around in circles after their tales, or jump on your tables.
They'd much rather sit and get fat.
That is why YOU have to help your cat stay thin and entertain her with fun toys and games!
The more your cat will run after a mouse or string, the faster it will burn away its fat and get thin again.
Five best games and toys for cats:
- A Cat Mouse (kitty loves to play with mice and bite them, rub against them and chuck them across the floor and run around after it)
- Feather on a string (looks like a bird and makes cat jump around after it)
- Electric cat toy mouse (runs around and makes kitty chase after it)
- Laser pointer cat toy (cat doesn't know where the light comes from and runs crazily after it. Getting rid of another fat roll!)
- Undercover Cat mouse toy (mouse runs around and around under a cover and cats go crazy)
You can find all these cat mouse toys and many more over here.
Hope your cat gets thin soon and make sure to take a look at those cat toys for your cat!
PS: If you want to treat your cat to something really special now and again, check out our homemade cat food recipes, i'm sure your cat will love them! 
Did Santa Bring Something for Kitty too?
I'm waiting momy...for my present!!
"While all of us humans are getting fancy gifts, parcels and boxes, kitty feels totally left out on the side.
Hasn't she been good? Doesn't she also deserve a Christmas present from Santa? All the colors and things excite kitty and yet no one pays her any attention. She crawls under the christmas tree and paws at a red crystal ball hanging from the tree. It looks so pretty! Suddenly, a human voice shouts at her to "Get out of there! You're ruining the Christmas tree!!"
Frightened kitty crawls out again and sits on the side again.
She watches as everyone starts to unpack the Christmas presents, tearing their raping off and laughing and smiling as they do so. Kitty sighs and lies down on the floor.
I wantz also a gift from santa!
Why nothing for her? Just as she is about to go to sleep, a parcel is placed down infront of her nose.
Kitty opens up her eyes again and looks interestedly at it.
She stretches, yawns and then gets up.
She sniffs at it the box and tries to bites at the thing.
Kitty pulls at a string that is hanging down from it and heyho! the box opens up!
Kitty opens wide eyes at what things she sees inside of it!!
What wonderful treats are lying there, what toys, what cuddly beds!
Happyness fills kitty and she jumps forwards onto the mice and snaps up the treats! Santa DID remember her after all! A few minutes later, mice are flying around the christmas tree, people are smiling and holding up what they got with a pleased grin, and in behind all, on a cozy soft bed, with mice lying all around her and cat treats in her belly, lies the happiest little cat in the world, smiling from ear to ear!"
That was a nice little story wasn't it? But what about making it into reality this christmas, for YOUR cat? Imagine how she will happy and purr when you give her all those lovely cat toys and cat treats for christmas!
We always get our cats christmas gifts from this cat shop.
It's my favorite, because all of the treats, foods, toys and beds are made from enviromently friendly materials and are natural, tasty and healthy!
And if you don't know what to give her, then take a look at our Christmas Cat Gifts suggestions.
Merry Christmas!
meow.
Cat Toy Mice to Entertain your Cat!
I will get you, meow!!!
Cats Love to play with cat toy mice, and that is a well known fact.
It is in your cat's nature to chase after mice, hunt mice and protect your house from dangerous pets such as mice. Now a days, cats don't always get a chance to chase after a real live mouse in your house (especially if you fumigate often and live in an apartment).
Therefore, apartment cats usually tend to get fat and lazy.
And you really don't want your cat to be fat do you?
That's why some cat owners get there cats, cat toys, cat mice, cat scratching trees and other things to entertain their cats, and prevent them from getting plump and fat.
Some cat mice toys are better than others, for instance; natural cat mouse toys are healthier for your cat and safer than hard plastic cat toys from China.
Cats also love to eat and sniff at catnip, so a natural catnip mouse toy is probably the best cat toy you could get for your cat!
These are this months most beloved natural cat mouse toys:
Catnip filled toy mice for your cats
These mice cat toys are earth-friendly, cat-friendly and are hand-made in the USA from recycled fabrics.
They are stuffed with 100% organic catnip that drives cats crazy!
Each toy is six inches long, so there is enough mouse toy to lick, rub, and kick all at the same time.
Some Cat owners say that Maggie's Mice entertained their cats for months!
Because Maggie's Mice are made from recycled fabrics, colors will vary on these earth-friendly mice toys.
Each toy measures 6".
- 100% Organic Catnip
- Recycled Fabric
- Hand-Made in the USA!
Go here to find out more about these cool natural catnip Cat toy mice>>>
Cute Cats Singing 'Jingle Bells'
These cute kittens and cats are singing christmas songs and jingle bells. This christmas cat song video, will surely make you smile!
Hope you enjoyed this christmas cat song video and comment below in the comment box!
Watch more cute christmas cat videos over here.
Merry Christmas!!!!
How To Accomplish a Physical Home Examination for Your Cat?
This is a really great cat video made by a proffesional veterinaran on how to do a home examination on your cat, to make sure everything is really okay with her/him.
It's instructional and really good!
Watch it here:
Cudos to Dr. Becker for this great video!
Watch all the seres of how to do a home examination on your cat over here.
Have a great day!
Video of Cute Cats Singing a Christmas Song
Watch this cute video of christmas cats singing a christmas song!
These cats are so cute and the christmas carol is adorable!
Watch it here:
Watch more cute Christmas cat videos here: http://catlovingcare.com/catsvideos/video-theme/cat+in+christmas+tree.html
Thanks for watching!
After watching, please go and comment in the comment box below. thanks.
Two Loving Male Cats for Adoption!
These two loving male rescue cats, are available for adoption in North California. If you are interested in visiting any of them or adopting one of the male cats, then please contact the cat rescue shelter SafeHaveforCats NC.
Link is on the bottom of the page.
Aquino needs a forever home!
Adopt me please!
Hi,
I’m a very dapper the 7 month old tuxedo kitten that loves kids, cats and humans! My name is Aquino and I live in North California and am outgoing and can’t wait to nuzzle and play with you!
If you stop by and visit, I will rub against you and might even roll on my back for you!
I hope to see you soon!
Dapper.
Little Abraham needs a Loving Mommy or Daddy!
Adopt A Cat!
Hi, I'm Abraham.
I'm a frisky, intelligent little guy who loves to play and chase my roommates.
When you stop by my cage, I'll scurry right over to talk to you.
I would love to go home with you right now and promise to add some fun and frolic to your life. It would be awesome if a buddy could come, too, so I can keep up my exercise routine.
I'm good with children, other cats and am 24 Weeks old.
I hope you'll come and visit me!
thank you!
If you would like to adopt these cats or find out more about them, contact their shelter:
SaveHavenforCats
http://www.safehavenforcats.org/meetthecats.cfm
contact@safehaveforcats.org
What Can I Do for My Cats Birthday?
How to celebrate your cats' brithday!
A cats' birthday is always a special thing, a new birth to this planet.
A good beginning.
And a cause of joy. (For you and for your cat.)
So make your cat a Very HAPPY Birthday this Year!
Here are a few tips on how to make your cat a happy birthday party!Continue Reading 10 Tips to Make your Cat the Best Birthday Ever!
These Cats have obtained College Degrees and MBA's
College degrees for cats!!
Colby Nolan, a plain house cat was awarded an MBA degree in 2004 by Trinity Southern University, Texas-based diploma mill.
Colby Nolan belongs to a deputy attorney general.
The Trinity Southern University had been suspected for fraud and therefore some undercover agents had the six-year-old Colby Nolan obtain a bachelor's degree in business administration for a mere $299.
On the cat's application, the agents claimed that the cat had previously taken courses at a community college, worked at a fast-food restaurant, babysat, and Continue Reading These Cats Have Real College Degrees!
How to Make Homemade Cat Fish Soup
Homemade cat soup fish for cats, is great if your cat is too old or sick to eat big chunks of meat or fish.
Homemade cat soup, makes your cat eat healthy cat food such as fish, sardines, even potatos, carrots, fish sauce and watercress or peas without them being fussy or picky about what they want to eat!
Another good thing about sardine soup for cats, is that if your catContinue Reading Homemade Sardine Soup for Old Cats
Read Peg's Touching Story of her Dead Cat
I have found that many cat and dog owners have at least once in their lives suffered a loss of a wonderful friend (i.e. cat), a life long companion.
Such an occurrence is very sad. The sufferings and pain from a death of a cat or dog is sometimes a very difficult thing to cope with. Some people cry and grieve for years over a lost cat or dog, and some people forget sooner about their dead pet....
Here is a lovely little story about peg's dead cat.
This is how it all began:
"Willy, my cat, came into my life at about 10 weeks old, following the death of my husband in 1997.
Willy was a special cat who knew all of my moods and was there for me every moment of every day.
He had always had what we thought to be a "hairball cough" that I treated with hairball remedy.
Last October the cough grew more persistent and I took him to my vet who thought he had feline asthma. He was treated with prednisone, but did not get better. In January the vet did a complete blood workup, which did not show any problems, so the prednisone was continued. Then on Feb. 17 I noticed he was having labored breathing so IContinue Reading Touching Pet Owners Story of Dead Cat
Peach Melba Is for Adoption! Adopt a Shelter Cat Today.
Help Adopt a Shelter Cat. Peach Melba is really beautiful North California Female Cat, that likes other cats and children and will surely love you too!
I'm a sweet little peach. Adopt me?
"I'm a sweet, delicious Southern girl, just looking for my one true love! I won't play hard to get if you offer me a home of my own, so don't worry about rejection! I'll be the one to put a smile on your face and a giggle in your heart every day for as long as we're together. You rub, I'll roll. You pet, I'll purr. You come, we'll go - together."
Peach Melba
Contact The Shelter:Continue Reading Can You Adopt Peach the Cat?
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