Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they:
1.Eat less.
2.Don’t ask for money all the time.
3.Are easier to train.
4.Normally come when called.
5.Never ask to drive the car, they don’t wreck the car and they don’t raise your automobile insurance rates.
6.Don’t hang out with drug-using friends.
7.Don’t smoke or drink.
8.Don’t have to buy the latest fashions.
9.Don’t want to wear your clothes.
10.Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.
11.Don’t mind a bit when you pass gas.
12.Don’t roll their eyes and say “oh Pleeeese”.
13.Don’t play weird music at top volume.
14.Don’t have to get a baby sitter when you go out.
15.They do not answer back.
16.They listen no matter what you say!
17.You don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars for Christmas and birthdays.
18.They don’t need to be taken to music lessons or soccer practice.
19.They don’t become embarrassed to be seen with you when they reach adolescence.
20.They don’t ride their skateboards where they should not.
21.You do not have to buy them books.
22.In addition to the eating less, they also are not fussy when they get the same meal every night and are grateful.
23.If you scold them, they don’t pout. Generally, they are over it in a minute and love you anyway.
24.They are attentive when you are sick.
25.They don’t go online and