Funny Cat Jokes and Jokes about Cats

Hilarious Cat Jokes

Funny Cat Jokes:

Question:  What does your cat love to listen to?
Answer:  “The Sound of Mewsic.”

Q:  What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
A:  Sandy Claws.

Q:  Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?
A:  Your lap.

Q:  Why did the cat put oil on the mouse before eating it?
A:  Because it squeaked.

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Funny Cat vs. Dog Joke

Cat and Dog Jokes

What is a Cat?

– Cats do what they want.

– They rarely listen to you.

– They are totally unpredictable.

– When you want to play, they want to be alone.

– When you want to be alone, they want to play.

– They expect you to cater

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